The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of an old disease.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible disease.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2007 when they re-elected the Harper Conservatives in Canada and are now starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called It's pronounced "Vote-em-out". You take the first dose in March 2011 and don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it in Canada.